Apple Farts

Braddock and Mandy are proud owners of three Apple Trees. Let this spring the first apples that where rotting fell from the tree and Mandy found it. She ran around the yard a victory dance / wiggle. We are now deep into Apple season with very ripe apples. Mandy has taken to eatting the apples. This is her way of keeping them from Braddock. I must say she does think these things through. After about the second apple we told her to stop taking the apples and eating them. She obeyed and dropped the third apple. She left and found yet another apple, the fourth apple and ate it. I guess you could say she minded, at least in her mind. Well tonight is here and let me tell you, I cannot discribe the smell that comes from a boxer that has eaten so many apples. In Garfield it is below 50 degrees at night so you get the choice to freeze or nearly pass out due to the odor. Mandy - who runs from the room when anyone else breaks wind, acts as if she can't smell anything. Maybe it is time for Mandy to move to our son's room, he can't talk yet and it might make them life long friends.